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But men are not slobs by birth. They are created. And they must work at it.
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After graduation, having learned that he can survive on two pair of socks and one stick of deodorant, he begins looking for a woman who knows how to launder sheets. He has not been sleeping on sheets,[url=http://woolrichparkaschweiz.albirank.net/][b]cheap woolrich winter coats[/b][/url], but has been thinking about it. Usually he asks a woman to marry him, and she agrees,[url=http://billigmonclerjackenkaufen.olimx.com/][b]Billig Moncler Jacken Günstig[/b][/url], providing he will clean himself up and wear a necktie to the wedding.
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If he leaves the toilet seat up he will be divorced within six months,[url=http://discountnikesoccershoes.webmium.com/][b]Discount Soccer Shoes online sale[/b][/url].
The male slob, however, doesn't ask for a woman's pity nor her wrath. He seeks understanding. He wonders why he can't stuff peanuts under the couch or eat the potato chips he discovers under the cushions. He doesn't see why women object so vehemently to his nose picking. And why the anger over his belching?
The older male is not a slob by choice. His role models are legion. And before he dies he hopes he can get one more day out of his sneakers. His shoes have holes in them,[url=http://duveticaitaliaoutlet.webmium.com/][b]http://duveticaitaliaoutlet.webmium.com/[/b][/url], but no more so than his soul. He's just running out of time to be reformed.
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