The joy of awkwardness Opinion

The joy of awkwardness Opinion,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
From the outset I am overly grateful to the masseur. Painfully so. Even I wouldn want to touch some parts of myself. And here I am expecting a complete stranger to touch (a) the soles of my feet,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], (b) my sweaty back and (c) my upper arm flab all in the space of 60 minutes.
They don seem to mind. I remind myself they probably done this before. And they probably had to touch grosser people than I. Then I take my shoes off and remember that I haven cut my toenails in three months. That right,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I am that grosser person.
Once the physical awkwardness is ebbing,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], there comes the problem of how much noise to make.
Complete silence? Or approving noises? You don want to be completely silent. Do you? They might think you not enjoying the treatment. No,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], complete silence would be too rude. But letting a tiny out is harder than it sounds. There a fine line between and You don want to make them feel sexually harassed.
And there always the risk of mis-timing your noise,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Accidentally open your mouth the same moment she leans hard on to your back and your gentle moan will come out like the bellow of approaching livestock,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
I suppose I could just occasionally call out polite and encouraging phrases,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. lovely,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. I found myself apologising for a little yelp that came out when she pulled a surprise move,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
worry,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], she said. heard much worse noises. told me about gigglers and groaners,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and said she had a regular who liked to yell the entire way through because it was he expressed his relaxation realised that just as there always been someone with longer toenails than you,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], there also always been someone who bellows like livestock with more gusto than you.
The only thing left to feel awkward about was paying for my massage with the circular imprint of the massage table face-hole plastered on my cheeks and forehead,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
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